$POEM
Coin Address:
G2UgHMUcQskRhoUZVCd4rNGuHz7cZutAs47cjLCKyPH8

💩 $POEM: The Smiling Poop Emoji Coin — WHITEPAPER Slogan: "Smear Your Wallet with Sht!"* TL;DR: $POEM is a meme coin for people who’ve had enough of the fake, the filtered, and the f*ckery. No roadmap. No utility. No apologies. Just digital diarrhea smeared across the economy. Still reading? Good. That means you're either laughing or loading your bags. Either way — you're part of the problem now. What Is $POEM? $POEM is the official sh*tcoin of the @justefsiesmith Instagram channel — a chaotic, politically incorrect meme hub that mixes culture, satire, and unapologetic offensiveness. This isn’t just a coin. It’s a protest — Against left-wing authoritarianism. Against censorship. Against being told what to think, say, and feel. Against the Great Reset and the Great Replacement. Against the government having any claim over your mind, money, or memes. This is the anti-everything coin. And yeah — it’s a load of sh*t. But at least it’s honest. Why Does $POEM Exist? To mock the crypto space To make fun of meme coins To call out rug pulls, fake devs, and influencer pump scams To say things you're not allowed to say anymore And to give you autonomy over your sh*t That’s it. No hidden agenda. No savior complex. No roadmap to the moon. Just a flaming bag of digital feces lit on fire and left on the doorstep of the establishment. Tokenomics: Total Supply (after burn): 6,724,916,549.54 $POEM Developer Wallets: Dev 1: 450,000,000 (6.69%) Dev 2: 350,000,000 (5.20%) Taxes: 0% Burns: Yes — some turds already flushed Minting: Disabled forever (you’re welcome) Utility (or Lack Thereof): There is none. No staking No NFTs No governance No promises No bullsh*t If you're looking for value, go buy an ETF. If you're looking for meaning, open a Bible. If you're looking for control — grab a plunger. Contract Details: Blockchain: Solana (SPL Token) Symbol: $POEM Contract Address: G2UgHMUcQskRhoUZVCd4rNGuHz7cZutAs47cjLCKyPH8 Minting: Disabled Community: Instagram: @justefsiesmith Website: thesmilingpoopemoji.com DAO: LOL no Governance: Absolutely not Direction: Pure chaos Team: Built by Omari E. Smith (the half-Jamaican, half-English, fully unhinged creator of @justefsiesmith) — with a shadowy team of meme gremlins, freedom freaks, and professional sh*tposters. Dev 1: 6.69% (Nice) Dev 2: 5.20% Doxxed? No Serious? Also no Gonna rug you? We’re not that ambitious Want to Promote $POEM? Shill it. Meme it. Print it on a T-shirt. Light the system on fire and blame it on us. DM @justefsiesmith on IG if you want in. Legal Disclaimer: This is satire. $POEM has no utility, no financial value, and no reason to exist. Not financial advice. Not legal advice. Not safe for work, your career, or your sanity. Viewer discretion advised. 18+ only. Let the system burn. Let the sh*t fly. Let the memes win. $POEM — Because if everything’s already going to hell, might as well make it funny.